foxnewsofficial:

walk into the club like “what’s the wifi password” 

(via blackandwhitestarbursts)

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

(via imaginebeingfree)

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking, via tired-ghosts)

(Source: dezzbitesyou, via solitary-thug)